Wow...just wow. Tonight was full of pure craziness, i have the weirdest family.We went out to boston to eat with me, my mom and dad, and then billy and tommy (their like my brothers, we always do stuff together with our families, and have known eachother since we were born) and then their parents. here's some stupid stuff we did.

Mr. Dragon: hey isn't that the building that college graduate jumped off of, like 8 years ago?
my dad:hmmm i never heard of that.
My mom: Jim everyone knows about that!
My dad: hmmmm, i wonder y he jumped off the building...

Ok, then we're in the middle of the hotel lobby, billy and tommy and our dads are standing there talking (our moms were off doing sumthing stupid) then i was leaning on a pole and then i fell backwards onto my back, in the midle of the place, with a skirt on and landed on my back.

Then for desert we tried going to the four seasons, unfortunately my mom heard there was like a 4 hour wait. So my mom goes up and he tells her how long the wait was, and then my mom was like well we're staying here (which we weren't)
Worker:Oh, wat room are u in?
Mom: ummm.... 1120
worker:1120?
Mom:yah
worker: ok ummm 1 hour wait then.
Mom:ok
Worker:would u like me to call ur room when we're ready for u?
Mom:well ummmm....no, we'll just wait here in the lobby.
smoothe mom smoothe, yah wait in the lobby for an hour.
yah..... its too bad that room 1120 didn't exist tho! Wow, it might have been smarter to pick a lower number!
so they were like Ma'am, 4 hour wait!

OK, so now i had to be all polite at the table cuz tommy who is usually like all abnoctious was forced to take a manners class , so yah here are some types:

if u have sumthing on ur face, do NOT vigorously wipe it, dab it gently, but if it continues to be a problem, excuse urself to the powder room.

hmmm i acually forget all the rest......


yah and in the car everywhere, i had to sit in between two queers singing along to christmas carols on the radio. ooh the insanity.

Yah and at the desert place we exchanged gifts. Me and tommy got stuff from pacsun and then bill got stuff from abacrombie along with a tag which had a story on it....the queerest thing ever it read like this:


in december, 1901, deep in the heart of adirondacks, young business parteners and avid sports ecthusiasts, David Abacrombie and Ezra Fitch, set out on their annual winter expiditionaround lake champlain. The brisk 150-mile afternoon trek was always the perfect commencement to the holiday season.And this year would be one they'd never forget.

Tales of the great moose had been passed downfro generations,alleging this monstrous beast to stand ocer 12 feet tall with antlers spanning more than the length of a canoe. THe legen further states that someone caught in its shadow would never live to tell about it.

As for the outdoorsy duo, their hike wasn't off to a good start. A bit on the snowy side, the day was the kind where sky and land meet in the middle and play tricks on one's eyes.But nothing that their A&F snowshoes and monogrammed whiskey flasks couldn't get tem through ....or so the thought.
dum dum duuuuuuum...

Three hours into the wilderness Abacrombieand Fitch were having a heated discussion about the secret language of chipmunks when the quiet stillness of a dark and brooding shadow swept over them. The men froze in their tracks as they heard a low-pitching bellow loud and piercing...this was not chipmunk
dum dum duuuuuummm.....
(Then it shows a picture of two snowsheoers and a shadow of a moose and over one of the ppl its says "%$&@!")

Before they could even think twice they were off and running for their lives. UNfortunaltely, running for one's life in snowshoes is not recommened even for the most skilled adventure seeker. It wasn't long before the men were a tangled mess rolling out of control and eventually over a cliff. This really sucked.
uhhhhhh...NO REALLY!?

When the men gained consciousness 20 feet below, they found themselves face to snout with the elusive Great Moose. They succumed to their mortality and bid their final farwells.
"so long Abacrombie!"
Nice knowin' ya fitch!"
At hearing this, the Great Moose lifeted his head with astonishment.
"Are you the abacrombbie & Fitch guys?" he asked
"umm...yes, as a matter of fact, we are."
"awsome" said the Great Moose, and walked away, leaving the two men unscratched.

And so the story goes: for the rest of their lives Abacrombie & Fitch remained indebted to the Great Moose for their tremendous reversal of fortune.


hahahaha that IS the queerest of the queer.